February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Elephant Cure
Bob goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?” After a complete examination, the doctor tells him, “Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There’s really nothing we can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment.”  Bob asks sadly,...
Feb 26th
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Wonder Pill
A woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened.  The next day, the woman comes in...
Feb 26th
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Nude Running
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.  “Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”  “I can’t jump out the window!” came the...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Funny Jokes For The Ladies
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It’s our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they’ll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women  10:  9:  8:  7:  6:  5:  4:  3:  2:  1: If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is...
Feb 26th
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ALL WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN
it all makes sense now…. I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND… When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HIS terectomy Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?? 
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Its midnight and your still on the computer and...
itsjustme101: At first your like…   And then…  Shit just got serious
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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30 years of innovation
ronisfreakyrambles: Someone must be hiding somthing -_-
Feb 24th
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http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=FLF-dPCvPpy-Fy... →
a look into my weird utube luvs lol
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Couldn't agree more!!
“I have come to the conclusion, from observation and experience, that men are like farts. Unpleasant experiences that we must walk through and the only good thing about it is that we learn how long we can really hold our breath.”
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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hahaha
georgeguven: laughing-sister: irishcelebrations: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my free healthcare. 
Feb 7th
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30 years of innovation
Someone must be hiding somthing -_-
Feb 3rd
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